Welcome to the Center for Sleep Suppression!

Because unconsciousness is for the weak.

Are you tired of being tired?

We at the Center for Sleep Suppression (CfSS) are committed to the revolutionary belief that sleep is the #1 threat to American productivity, second only to slow Wi-Fi.

For decades, foreign so-called “scientists” have promoted sleep as “healthy”, “necessary”, and “not optional for survival.” At CfSS we boldly challenge these claims with cutting edge research, groundbreaking ignorance, and a strict commitment to never questioning our own conclusions.

Join the tens of thousands of Americans who have embraced the awakening and said goodbye to sleep, rest, and all the unnecessary cognitive functions that come with them.

Remember: If sharks can stay awake forever, so can you.