So you Came to my Website...

My name is Zak King (and then there are a whole bunch of nick-names, but I really don't want to talk about those) and I go to Mass Academy. Actually, that should have been pretty easy to figure out if you got here at all. I mean, what did you do, go and check all possible combinations of characters for /~username? Because if you did that and got here, 1) you have
way too much time on your hands and 2) why would you ever do that ever?
Anyhow, yes, I do go to Mass Academy. I am best friends with an imaginary right triangle, qoppa is my favorite Greek character, Cinnamon Toast Crunch is my favorite cereal, and I am thinking about food because when I wrote this I was sick and I didn't have an appetite at lunch. Moving on. If you really wanted to hear me talk and talk and talk all about what I do and don't like, you can feel free to knock yourself out by clicking on the
INTERESTS link over there on the left. Oh right, one of my other pertinent interests as of right now is that I enjoy messing around with people by making text underlined and blue so that they think that it was a link.
-Love,
ZAK KING
PS: A folder containing my portfolio can be found
here