February 21, 2007 - "SFS Meeting" Playbill

SFS Meeting - A play in three acts

Act 1. An acronym on the bayou at dawn

Scene 1. Wedge Gaming occurs after dinner in the Wedge on a Friday, with fun and games and fun.
(Music - "What a Lovely Day for a Board Game")

Scene 2. A Battlestar, visible from space and Olin 107, at 10 o'clock on a Sunday night.
(Music - "Olin Is Not Reserved During Break, But It Will Be for the Rest of the Season")

Scene 3. A mystery science theater opens on a Sunday at one in the afternoon, in Founders 106.
(Music - "Space Mutiny, Time Chasers, Phantom Planet")

Scene 4. The last best hope for peace, Babylon Five, landing in Founders 106 after Wednesday meetings.
(Music - "I Told You Season Two Was Better")

Scene 5. A digital monster appears, at 6:30 on a Sunday in Founders 106, with no pants.
(Music - "Digimon Are, In Fact, The Champions")

Scene 6. A princess in a tutu appears in Founders 106 at 6 o'clock on a Tuesday.
(Music - "Or Is It Really Just a Duck?")

Entr-acte - "How Could I Possibly Pronounce This?"

Act 2. The public opinion, on a butcher's slab at evening.

Scene 1. A Cthulhu Signal appears, on the chest of all proud members.
(Music - "Bathulhu Emerges Victorious, And Will Be Sold at Gaming Weekend")

Scene 2. The waller opens on a streetcorner, amicably titled Desire
(Music - "Four Thousand, Eight Hundred, Fifty-Five Dollars and Forty-Four Cents")

Scene 3. A man with a light bulb urges travelers to watch for dinosaurs
(Music - "Benjamin Franklin, Dinosaur Hunter: An Eye Out, Keep")

Entr'ace - "I Cry Out for More Plugs, My Children"

Act 3. The plug, at dawn.

Scene 1. An asteroid strikes, pixels emerge in the Odeum.
(Music - "Ben and the Amazing Technicolor Meteor Spinoff")

Scene 2. An illustrious Quicksilver-based game, hence
(Music - "I Cannot Begin to Describe This in Nearly as Eloquent a Manner")

Fin.

Produced by Richard "I Can't Believe He's Alive And Not Monica!" Desilets

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