August 29, 2007 - Incoming Message

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Can you hear me?

If you can hear this message, you are my last hope.

This is a message being sent to you from... the past.

I have some things my superiors wish to relay to you in hopes that you will receive this information from... the past.

President Adler loves powerpoints.  He also loves you.  Liberally.

Gaming occurs in the Campus Center 3rd Floor on Fridays.  Tentativity of location is tentative.

Gaming Weekend, unless this message has been sent forward too far into... the future... will occur from 6pm on September 7 until 6pm on September 9.

Mark, who was a simple undergrad in... the past... should now be a bitter, bitter alum who wants to run a game of Demon the Fallen.  You may contact him in... the past... at civilwarman@STEVE.

As an FYI, in... the past... "BOB" referred to wpi.edu, while "STEVE" referred to gmail.com.

Josh Luther once announced in... the past... that he had a gigantic TV and wanted it to be used.  Kinky.  Contact him in... the future... at either jluther@BOB or stragomog@STEVE.

In... the future... Nyren will want to arrange a group viewing of Stardust.  In the far future date of Thursday, August 30, the group shall go to a 9:25pm showing in Blackstone Valley.  People should meet in... the future... in the Campus Center around 8:45.

In... the future year of 2258... Nyren will also be showing the last of the Babylon 5 TUB from... the past... of last year.  One such night occurred in... the past... last night.  The next (and final) will be shown in... the future... after next week's meeting, in Founders Hall 107.  Assuming it's still standing in... the future...

Nyren is in... the present... trying to gather interest for an Anime Club.  Collect 12 pieces of his soul and then find him to discuss this wondrous possibility.

Nyren likes LARPs.

Nyren also likes Roanoke.  But entry is already closed in... the past.  If people need rides in... the future... to get there, Ny can accommodate a few passengers.

Nyren did NOT want to write a fantasy novel in... the past.  But now he will have four unlucky souls do it in... the future.  How Not to Write a Fantasy Novel is a unique 12-person, 2-room LARP that is an excellent time.

Mikey imagined superheroes as X-Men in... the past.  But soon, in... the future... he will be proving that Heroes don't have to wear technicolor spandex.  In the distant future of... this Sunday at 1pm...  Mikey will be showing the first season of Heroes in Founders 107.  If you can't get in, call Defender of Books Jansen from... the future... at 504-439-1147.

Ben had an apartment in... the past.  In... the future... he kinda needs a place (or places) to crash for a while, no longer than the distant future of... next weekend.  Contact him at benji.johnson@STEVE if you can help.

Sam likes Magic:TG.  He wants to collect interest for drafts and the like in... the future.  Contact him at shl@BOB if interested.

Sam likes poker.  He wants to collect interest for card nights and the like in... the future.  Contact him at shl@BOB if interested.

Count Adler addressed the public in... the past... that due to his inability to place extracurricular activities before frivolous things such as education, he will be unable to attend any further SFS meetings in... the future.  Any concerns can be sent to either King Adler at jonadler@BOB or Empress Regent Monica at kolbm@BOB.

Bertrandsonchestershiresmanson would like to have a showing of Van Dread in... the future...  He would like to show it Thursdays at 8pm in Founders 104.  If interested, contact him at bleduc@BOB.

Ninja from... the past... Adam Nakama likes running games.  Some such games are Call Batman!  Call Superman!  Call ANYONE! and a variant on the TV show Avatar: The Last Airbender.  Contact him at nakama@BOB for more.  And arousal.

The SFS once had members in... the past...  But now, as a Class III organization, we have Significant Bureaucrats.  If you have not gotten you Bureaucratic Significance Card (good for use of SFS Library resources (otherwise you may be devoured by Beelzebook Jansen and Scifizilla Robyn) and other fun things we will assuredly come up with in... the future... contact either Dictator Adler at jonadler@BOB or Dr. Deeppockets Pavis at celestialbacon@STEVE.

Chancellor Adler speaks fast.

I think the transmission is weakening...  Can't hold connec...uch longe...will attem...ransmission next wee...signa...eakening......

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