Q: Can I join WGI?
A: No.

Q: Are any members of the WGI... available?
A: Some, but we don't know for sure.. they may be gay.

Q: Really?
A: No.

Q: Is John's brother gay?
A: Yes, he very much so is.

Q: How can I contact the WGI?
A: Word, email us here

Q: Did the WGI have 8 members before?
A: Yes, fuck you we dont want to talk about that mistake.

Q: Is this the third time you have used this from John's old site and change it?
A: No, of course Dean would never do a thing like that

Q: Can you actually buy the items on WGI Gear or is that just a joke?
A: No it is not a joke, all items on that page are for sale. I mean seriously do you think that an I Love Yavuz Classic Thong is anything to joke about.

Q: Is this site a waste of time?
A: Yah, pretty much.

Q: Is this it?
A: Yes.