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 Dan Alderman Dan Alderman (aka Smaldy) was born a hillbilly in a small town in Western MA. Despite growing up on a farm and being totally devoid of the urban lifestyle, Dan has since undergone a complete transformation from his redneck roots to a big city college student and Computer Science major. In his spare time he enjoys many hobbies and interests, especially firefighting, sports, and making his friends and family laugh. While Dan is a man of many talents, he is hoping Kilroy Sketch Comedy will help to exploit his fairly untapped comedic side which he has kept well hidden from the general public over the past 21 years. |
 Maggie Allard no description available |
 Vineet Barot Vineet Barot was born on a nearby planet and accidentally landed on earth when he jumped too high. When he became conscious again, he was surrounded by earthlings. He was scared at first but, to his relief, they too were humanoids like himself but with a few physical differences. He decided to stick around and go through High School in what they called New Jersey. After discovering his undying passion for non stop hedonistic enjoyment of all things nerd, he decided to attend WPI. By his junior year, his earthling sense of humor, residing between the ears, became fully developed adding to the 9 other senses he possessed beforehand. By C term of 2008 he could control it no longer. All that comedic energy was building up inside him and he decided to join Kilroy Sketch Comedy. Imagine his surprise when he found out that Kilroy was no organization of rational humans, it was full of *gasp* comedians! After hours of research in the Gordon library, he concluded that indeed Kilroy members used to be humans but the continual indulgence of the comedy gods had turned them. He also found that he was safe from such turning, being an alien and all, but it would also mean that he would never fully be a comedian. No matter, being a human has its perks and at least he gets all the human roles in Kilroy sketches that no one else has the dimensions for. |
 Adam Belanger Adam Belanger isn't truly human. He's really a shapeshifting frog ninja who was unleashed when the Hadron collider did its test run, creating black holes that served as a passage to this world. Due to the severe warpage of time and space when he entered, he really appeared on earth in 1987. He is bidding his time, infilitrating your society, feasting upon your... snacks. |
Jake Lee Brown no description available |
Matt Crocker no description available |
 Rick Desilets Born in the mid-19th century, Rick TJ Desilets was a bandit outside Dodge City when he discovered time travel. By using this device he returned to fetal age only to be reborn again in Lowell, Massachusetts, where he would soon be known as "that new kid in Lowell". After thirteen years of "schooling", Rick came to Worcester Polytechnic Institute, he used his love of mathematics and video games to his advantage, and soon became a legendary slacker... or so they thought. After two long years of meticulous planning, he pulled a heist on comedy at WPI and walked away a rich man. This self-proclaimed "Laugh Bandit" can be seen counting his loot (which is apparently made of Coyote Jack's chicken fingers) or occasionally actually doing something funny. |
Colin Etzel no description available |
Sarah Fischer no description available |
Ian G. Hawkes no description available |
 Michael Hyde If you let him, Michael will seep into your heart like cholesterol. We recommend staying at arms length. |
 Alex Laferriere Hailing from the northern winter locked badlands; Alex was a slave as a child and forced to push the mill's wheels round and round. Destined to hold the crown of Ariatus upon a troubled brow, this child grew to be a man and rise up against those who murdered his parents.... Wait... That was Conan The Barbarian... arggg! Ah well, Sketch Comedy can be barbaric at times... and guess I'm the Big Lug to fill those hollowed out animal stomachs that those primordial screw-heads call shoes. |
Joshua Luther no description available |
Cara Marcy no description available (your mom was indescribable last night!) |
Christopher Pardy no description available |
 Michael Riggieri A resident of Worcester, MA, Michael Riggieri was born from a set of normal parents from normal backgrounds with normal siblings. Yet, for some strange reason, Michael still turned out to be the opposite of normal. He's loud, annoying, rude, sarcastic, and is basically borderline "special". He has moments of brilliance, but they do not balance out the crazy. He joined Kilroy in hopes to convert his overabundance of energy into gold, COMEDY gold. His dream is to show the world he is the greatest Pokemon master at WPI. |
 Aubrey Scarborough "Want to play checkers?" "Sure, I'll get the wigs. Can you get the chopsticks?" |
Brian Shaw no description available |
Lauren Spada no description available |
Deke Taylor no description available |
Victoria Valencia no description available |
Steve Washington no description available |
 Andrew Wilkins Despite the rumors, Andrew Wilkins does NOT exist, and is NOT a real person. We apologize for any confusion and inconvenience. |
Jon Zoll no description available |
