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Director Aubrey Scarborough "Want to play checkers?" "Sure, I'll get the wigs. Can you get the chopsticks?"

Alex Laferriere Hailing from the northern winter locked badlands; Alex was a slave as a child and forced to push the mill's wheels round and round. Destined to hold the crown of Ariatus upon a troubled brow, this child grew to be a man and rise up against those who murdered his parents.... Wait... That was Conan The Barbarian... arggg! Ah well, Sketch Comedy can be barbaric at times... and guess I'm the Big Lug to fill those hollowed out animal stomachs that those primordial screw-heads call shoes.

Andrew Wilkins Despite the rumors, Andrew Wilkins does NOT exist, and is NOT a real person. We apologize for any confusion and inconvenience.

Alex Levy While Alex has always tried to make people laugh, he sometimes succeeds. Speling, ma+h, and le37 are none of his strong points, which explains why he failed out of grammar school at the age of 1A. After pursuing an unsuccessful career in mongoose herding, he began the next greatest adventure he'd ever undertaken: KILROY Sketch Comedy. It has been a perilous journey for "HFT." Not only has he had to evade the men who have been stalking him for some time, but he's even managed to bring the wrath of Khan down upon himself. Ask him how, and he'll be happy to kill you. He's a really nice guy.

Rick Desilets Born in the mid-19th century, Rick TJ Desilets was a bandit outside Dodge City when he discovered time travel. By using this device he returned to fetal age only to be reborn again in Lowell, Massachusetts, where he would soon be known as "that new kid in Lowell". After thirteen years of "schooling", Rick came to Worcester Polytechnic Institute, he used his love of mathematics and video games to his advantage, and soon became a legendary slacker... or so they thought. After two long years of meticulous planning, he pulled a heist on comedy at WPI and walked away a rich man. This self-proclaimed "Laugh Bandit" can be seen counting his loot (which is apparently made of Coyote Jack's chicken fingers) or occasionally actually doing something funny.

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