Active Duty Agents

Our agents currently assigned to missions

Agent Face a.k.a.Dominic DiGiovanni

Agent Face enjoys long walks at night, mixed drinks with tasty fruit flavors, rainy days inside with a blanket and a good book, and over throwing the oppressive regime of traditional scripted comedy. Looking for someone with an appreciation of improvisation, a love of laughter, and an apartment I could move into. Promises to treat his you right, unlike your last comedy group. He knows its old routine. He feels your pain. Now that you're with G.I., everything will be different. Just relax and leave the funny to us.

Nullifier a.k.a. Bob Breznak

Nullifier formed from a dark ooze located under the site of the now defunct Dogpatch USA theme park during the French Revolution. As a child he dreamed of becoming the Prime Minister of Swaziland, but was discouraged by his peers. After he lost his 6th reelection as the president of Mrs. Steckwater's 5th grade class he decided to make his dreams come true. He set off for America, but due to a shipping accident he arrived in Worcester. Henow works as a part-time waiter at Big Al's Clam Bucket and Discount Rubber Hose Dealership.

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Our Retired Agents

Our agents don't die, they just cease to live!

Mainframe a.k.a. Chad Pytel

Mainframe has been an active member for the cause for several years now and continues to bring out all his fustrations on cute, small animals. He is, however, strong of will, and does not fall prey to the weaknesses of ordinary men, such as breathing. Mainframe continues to maintain his front as a double CS and HU major at WPI, while working as an operative for the Man. This however, is also a front, and he is actually working as a secret operative against the Man. Or is that also a front....

Sergeant Slaughter a.k.a. Matt Tucker

Born in the jungles of Malaysia and suckled through infanthood by a surrogate ape mother, Slaughter grew up the hard way. It was during his adolescence as a make-shift gorilla that Slaughter picked up his favorite saying "It's all Darwin man, it's all Darwin." Meaning...only the strong survive! Then, at the age of 17, he had his first encounter with the outside world. Realizing that the "civilized" world was full of evil, hate, and destruction, Slaughter decided to do something about it. He chose to fight the tyranny that is bad comedy and soon joined forces with the fabled Guerilla Improv troupe. He also studies Computer Science at Worcester Polytechnic Institute where he satisfies a healthy interest in theatre arts. Hey, even vigilantes need a fallback.

Metal Head a.k.a. Chris Knight

Metal Head raised in the back waters of the Punk Rock and Metal scenes of the late 80's. He's always been close to his friends, when asked to describe him in a few words here's what they had to say.

"he'd have sex w/ sheep if it made people laugh"

"I would describe Chris as a happy, friendly, small French man.

"Always wants to pull all nighters and is basically up for anything. One of the few people I think I can trust with most anything...he just needs a woman."

"Chris is like porn. the first time you see it in a while, it is the best thing in the world, if you see it everyday it gets annoying."

Beach Head a.k.a. Calvin Swaim

Born at a young age, Beach Head led a normal childhood. When he was in high school, he was the captain of the competition mopping team. For those of you who don't know (and shame on you for this), competition mopping is the stylistic interpretation of mopping set to the period music of Def Leppard. In an attempt to bring competition mopping to the Olympics, Beach Head was thwarted by the Make a Wish foundation (yes, the same organization that grants wishes to sick and dying children). He was also an active member on the monkey torture team. He now resides at WPI where he studies Computer Science. In his spare time, Beach Head persues his outside interests of Comedy, Film, and, above all, life.

Zartan a.k.a. Craig Rennak

Zartan is the master of multiple personalities. Well versed in the art of Counter-Counter-Counter-Intelligence, Zartan's specialties consist of disguise, linguistics, and acrobatics. His current mission has him posing undercover as a Senior in Mechanical Engineering at Georgia Tech in order to support GI's southern initiatives. His past is unknown. His future is a mystery. Zartan lives only in the present.

Deep Six a.k.a. Dawn Varacchi

Deep Six is no stranger to the harsh world of improv. She worked with both Some Assembly Required and Chain Link Fence while a student at WPI. After graduation, she reportedly vanished to the far western world of New York where it is rumored she continued her education at rival RPI (we can neither confirm nor deny this allegation). While there, she appeared with the Mop and Bucket Company, inflicting her improv on a whole new state. By day, Dawn works in environmental remediation, making the world safe from toxic waste. By night, she *TOP SECRET CLASSIFIED TOP SECRET*.

Jinx a.k.a. Nadia Syed

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Scarlett a.k.a. Farah Syed

Scarlet is literally "God's gift to the world." While her conception was not immaculate, she is certainly divine. Anyone that is blessed with meeting her understands "why God made women." Despite this greatness she is a humble creature. She travels around the world spreading her love, but currently resides in Worcester, MA a town that is in desperate need of good cheer. While there, she hopes to get a degree in Management Information Systems. She then wants to go to law school so that she can fight for and defend justice. In this quest she joined the WPI Guerilla Improv troupe.

Snow Job a.k.a. Derek Gelinas

Snowjob was born on the frozen tundra in a siberian death camp. He has been instrumental in the fall of the Berlin Wall, the end of the cold war, the napoleanic wars, world war 2, and the squashing of the midget uprising of 1967. When not saving the world from midget plots of destruction, Snowjob enjoys skiing, hiking, and the lost art of improvisation.

Snake Eyes a.k.a. Ben Aldrich

Primary Military Specialty: Improv
2nd Military Specialty: Hand-to-Hand Improv Instructor

Snake Eyes is proficient in 12 different unarmed comedy styles (Improv, Slap Stick, Puns) and is highly skilled in the use of cutting edge theatrical performance tecniques. Has recieved extensive training in mechanical engineering, underwater demolitions, set construction, pub, bar and night club survival, and some form of Zen Budism. Qualified Expert: all NATO and Warsaw pact approved humor. "The man is a total mystery, but he remembers when West Street was open to traffic, heck, he's ancient."

Captain Grid-Iron a.k.a. Ryan Petti

Grid-Iron gets his name from his brutal style of improvisational warfare combined with a surprising talent for frying up delicious seafood. From the very beginning, Grid-Iron had been both a master chef and a hardcore anti-government protester. He was shunned by both family and friends for his "radical" and "insane" ideas. "Get the hell away from me!" they would say or "Man you smell like fish!" After recovering from minor emotional disfunction, he came to WPI as a CS major (he never completely recovered) and joined the elite GI troope just recently to continue his mission versus the man. When asked about his pants, the Captain pleads temporary insanity.

Ice Cream Soldier a.k.a. Jeremy Allen

The last thing you would expect from G.I's fiercest comedic commando is for him to be called Ice Cream Soldier. However, it's the perfect cover. When the audience hears Mainframe is sending a guy on the stage with a code name like that, they don't expect much more than a kid with chocolate ice cream splattered on his face. The audience's perceptions of him change fast when they see Ice Cream Soldier fire up his improvisational skills and blast joke after joke right into their foxholes... what's a foxhole?

Big Bear a.k.a. Christopher Cenotti

Born in the inner recesses of his own mind, Big Bear spent his early years observing and learning about his friends and family. He became a master of disguise, able to impersonate his 40 year old mother flawlessly by the age of three. Unfortunately, no one noticed. After years of being overlooked, forgotten at grocery stores, and putting up a front as a CS and Theatre Technology student at WPI, Big Bear eventually became able to impersonate anyone at anytime. Still, noone ever knew...until now. Picked up by the elite and renegade Guerilla Improv, Big Bear now uses his skills to thwart bad jokes, and ridicule people everywhere, especially himself.

The Brandt a.k.a. Brandt Sanderson

Born from the cross-breeding of an East African Snow Fox and a Cobalt Brazilian Basilisk, Bushido is truly the ultimate wit in the universe. Raised in the comedy theaters of Bloodshot, Timbuktu, Bushido has humor imbedded into his thought processes. It was only upon his entrance to the Institute of Worcester Polytechnication that he discovered these talents could be used to rid the world of bad puns. While there he decided that he should also study to be a paleontologist, just as a fallback to his crime-fighting abilities. Armed with two hands, two legs, and a powerfully driven mind this dude is one bad motha.

Monkeywrench a.k.a. Daniel Arecco

Primary Military Specialty: Stomach wrenching puns
2nd Military Specialty: Kung Improv Fu Martial Arts

That other guy not known for not being able to not program a TV. Coming from somewhere in the not-so-sub-tropics of the Amazon, he currently lives in the north as a junior in Mechanical Engineering. Little else is known about him except his love for blowing things up and collecting left over parts. On a current note, he was recently recruited into G.I. Troops for his expertise in fixing anything that is not broken.

Tollbooth a.k.a. Walid Khoury

With no memory of his past or identity, he had only to pave the road to his future. Like a newborn child, only much larger and uglier, and with a slightly narrower range of vocabulary, he fills his mind with new knowledge like a fish tank. That is when a fish tank is empty and needs water, and water being the symbolism for knowledge. Hence the phrase "thirst for knowledge". PUN INTENDED. After realizing that it is puns like these that are the true cause of starvation, civil disobedience, and cold wars, he discovered his purspose... to rule THE WORL-I mean, *cough cough* to join a band of merry men and women whose mission it is to create the funny, consequently spreading love and joy across the lands. By combining the letters from his two passions, Astronomy and working in Tollbooths, he came up with a new identity - Tollbooth. During the day, Tollbooth pursues his Major in Industrial Engineering and Minor in Manufacturing, and slightly later in the day he transforms into a warrior of comedy.

Lt. Falcon a.k.a. Ben Sandofsky

Lt. Falcon joined GI during the Second Wave, in Fall of 2000. A double major in Computer Science and Humanities with Concentration on Theatre, he spent 4 years fighting for the Comic Revolution, later performing with improv mercenaries The Tribe. He currently lives in Hollywood, California, where humans live like lizards.

Barbecue a.k.a. Jamie Stern-Gottfried

Ever since that fateful autumn in 1999, when Guerilla Improv was birthed from the ideals of insurgency and the truth in comedy, Barbecue has been there. He was there from the debut performance, in February 2000, right through the graduation of all the GI forefathers, in May 2002. Barbecue spent the past year on a tour of duty, in Melbourne, Australia. There, he was involved in many overt operations with the official Australian Improvisational Organisation of the Revolution, Impro Melbourne. And now he's back! But do not be fooled by Barbecue's cover as a WPI grad student working towards his MS in fire protection engineering, for he is back with a vengeance!

Tripwire a.k.a. Matt Mara

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Crazy Legs a.k.a. Adam Ribaudo

Adam "Crazy Legs" Ribaudo was just your average krazee-gloo™ employee until one rememberful September day when everything changed. Adam was “chillin” at the water cooler when a radioactive spider chewed through the cables that secured the vat of experimental super-krazee-gloo-formula-x™. The contents spilled all over Adam’s legs, gluing him to the floor next to the cooler. Crazy Legs was taught a new definition of pain when he was forced to overhear every single awful office joke told by his co-workers over the course of 6 weeks. Finally, after shattering his gluey bond with sheer wit, Crazy Legs decided to wreak creamy revenge on all things not funny by finding and joining an improv comedy group with a perfect mix of style, character, charm, and funny. After discovering that Guerilla Improve offered this and a free T-shirt, he quickly enrolled as an MIS major at WPI and got started.

Rock and Roll a.k.a. Jake Given

Bred in a laboratory on an island off the coast of Mexico, Rock and Roll was infused with a strand of DNA that was bombarded by radioactive waves emitted by rock and roll music. This genetically engineered rockstar was also discoverd to have uncanny comedic powers. After intercepting information regarding this experiment, G.I immediately broke into the facilities and aided in his escape. Rock and Roll has now become an active member in this elite troope where both his comedic prowess and hard-rocking personality are encouraged and nurtured. He fronts as a Biotech/Theater double major at WPI, as well as tours the globe with his band Black Box Affair in which he is the bassist, lead singer, and frontman. Apparently he has also been nicknamed "Sex On A Stick," though he denies it has any validity.

Zanzibar a.k.a. Sarah Pavis

Zanzibar was born and raised just like every eight year old female stowaway on a pirate ship. The pirates took her as one of their own. She grew up with them and became a fierce, grog swilling pirate. The only problem arose when boarding other ships, she would be laughed at and mocked for her girlish features. She stopped this derision with a strict exercise regime and facial hair appliqués. She retained her sense of fashion and luxurious hair but gained enormous muscles and an unmistakable pouty mustache. When a roving band of tax accountants audited her foster pirate family's inventory they were quickly shut down and disbanded. She vowed to wreak revenge on the boringly evil auditors by joining the funniest improv group around. She still keeps her fierce pirate ways as part of this notorious improv group. She sneaks around at night and goes through the other members' pockets for change. She takes one bite out of each chocolate covered donut and throws them back in the box. She brushes her teeth with grape soda and never changes her socks.

Lady Jaye a.k.a. AJ Nowack

Lady Jaye is an expert at covert operations, with a background as an accomplished actress and linguist. She can pass for a native in many nations, including France, Italy, Poland, Russia, Germany, Afghanistan, Spain, and Denmark. Although she is not an original of the elite GI troupe, she is nonetheless a prominent member of the team. As a student at WPI, she is a Theatre and something double major. She spends her spare time entertaining on any stage and promoting the sale of alpaca wool.

LowLight a.k.a. Dan Gilbreath

As a child in Central Massachusetts, Low Light was afraid of the sound of his own voice, timid with puns, and shy of loud laughing and applause... until one precarious expedition deep into the realm of GI.Low Light somehow lost his way in the impenetrable darkness. He was found three weeks later with a horseshoe, toaster, and a grin from ear to ear. He is now honing his skills in order to help in the eternal battle against bad puns and hackneyed quips.

Chuckles a.k.a. E.J. Massa

Chuckles, born as Edmund James Massa III, was originally a small English worm. Well versed in mathematics and sciences, he read Charles Dickens by a forest fire everyday of his life for recreation. When his other worm peers would come around, he'd be ridiculed for his love for Oliver Twist and learning. Because of his persecution, Little Chuckles decided that England was not the right place for him, so he built a small boat out of old crumpets and tin foil. He had no sail, but the boat was powered by one of his hearts. Unfortunately on his 40th day at sea, a huge storm hit and produced life-changing sized waves. The chaos, tin foil, and the swirling waters twisted around him to form a cocoon, which washed onto the shores of Worcester the next day. Months later Chuckles emerged as a full grown man. Dazed, weak, and naked, Chuckles was taken in by nearby Improv Gypsies, and given a camouflage blanket to wear. The Improv Gypsies brought Chuckles up in the customs and ways of Improv, and soon he was ready to join the local troupe Guerilla Improv and join the revolution, which is where he has been ever since. The shirt he now wears for shows is made from the same blanket that he was bestowed that day by the shore, and is a sign of hope to all people struggling being English.

Dr. Mindbender a.k.a. Greg Roberts

Dr. Mindbender comes from the back streets of New London where hooligans run free and hijinks are par for the course. Dr. Mindbender can never escape this past. Everyone who knows Dr. Mindbender loves him, whether they want to or not. Dr. Mindbender does not kill anyone, even evil people. Sometimes Dr. Mindbender eats veal. No one will ever know the true Dr. Mindbender. Dr. Mindbender owns an expensive convertible. Dr. Mindbender does not believe in using weapons. One time during college Dr. Mindbender drank half a gallon of cooking sherry and vomited on a businessman's leather shoes. Dr. Mindbender eats many Reese's Pieces. Dr. Mindbender controls you. Dr. Mindbender knows you. All hail Dr. Mindbender.

Clutch a.k.a. Owen

Clutch was born in a small town called southwest Washington D.C. where the Govenment took him when he was one year and raised him to be the best comedian of all time with the idea of planting him amoung the communists in the U.S.S.R but after the fall of the berlin wall and many budget cuts the program was scraped and clutch was realesed on the streets on D.C. where he got money to go to college by performing in old run down subway stations in major U.S. cities. Clutch now goes to school at WPI where he is a member of GI as an upcoming member and continues his goals of conquring the world and liberating Cuba from Castro.