Subject: Praha memo Sent: 3/28/19 12:43 AM Received: 4/1/99 9:08 AM From: Rudy, rkonig@wpi.edu To: Glee_Club@wpi.edu --------------------------------------------------- DISCLAIMER Before I begin with the memo, I would like to inform you all that it is written in jest. Nothing is meant to be taken as a personal attack (the exception being things written about LeBlanc) So don't bitch at me if you don't agree with what's written. Lighten up. Now, with that said, let's begin: --------------------------------------------------- First off, the (in)famous Tool list. This list, created by Wheeler, Cattelle, LeBlanc, and Myself, is compliled of people who did stupid shit, or made a stupid comment: Candidate / Reason: ------------------- Alex and Ethan - Wasting Valuable Oxygen on vocal percussion Nate McCarter - Drink Selection (Watermelon Bacardi Breezer) Jack Chang - "I have something called peripheral vision" Tom Pfeiffer - "Can you conduct a little higher, I can't see you?" Ethan - "Sports deserve no money. Because they suck" Hausmann - "Dave, you're such a non-alcoholic alcoholic" Hausmann - Mediocre Drinking Skillz (spilling much beer in a bar) Hamel - Faggy Hand slap following the spilt beer Erik - Pulling a Hausmann Deluxe while demostrating an albatros Crawford - Photographing Gay porn (Jack Chang's ass at the caves) But the winner goes to .... Babavoul - His constant strive for group unity and his pleasant disposition! ---------------------------------------- A collection of overheard comments. (there might be a couple with me since I was the one writting it) Rudy: "Check out Hausmann's wrinkled pant..." Babic: "What, are you checkingout his ass?" Tom P: "Weren't you? I was..." "I'm the Downy- Man" - Kris Babic, commenting on his overly masculine and rugged appeal Jailbait@wpi.edu - LeBlanc's new email for his 17 year old Czeck flame "Does this go up?" - Terri to Erik Terri: "Is this a picture of an elephant?" Erik: "No, it's a cow. The 'MOO' kinda gives it away." "That bottle of wine is a get out of trouble and get some nookie for free card" - Rudy, commenting on Erik's wine selection "5 hours is fine. We're not pussies!" - Donnaley, at Cesky Krumlov, not knowing that 5 hours is about 3 hours too much to spend there. "I'll take slow people for $300" - Rudy to Babic as Babic repeats the same thing LeBlanc and Rudy said. "He's trying to sleep....And put your pant's on!" - Lewis, commenting on the moon patrol's bare-assed wait outside of Driscoll's door waiting for Driscoll to open his door. ------------------------------------ Moon Patrol Victims: Terri and Julie (2x) (who later flashed us) Chad Tim (2x) Jeff (2x) Crawford Shaw Bryn Heather Jurg ------------------------------------- Random thoughts: 8:15 AM is not a bad time to start drinking if you have breakfast before hand. 360 krones will get you 24 beers at a bar. Hydrance is really good hair dye. Especially when you are drunk and you only have two bottles for 5 people. Hotel night clubs at Brno tend to attract prostitutes. The YAWN technique. Founder's name withheld by request! Cattelle marked his territory in the middle of Brno in a drunken rage. A drunk LeBlanc learned the hard lesson of trying to get a piggy-back ride from a drunk Cattelle in Brno. Well not really since he was out for a couple minutes on the road. Votman, Shaw and Hamel learned what it means to water down a beer, as they see the bartender do it infront of them. Kool Kids RULE!!!!!!!! --------------------------------------- Officer's at 5:30 Rehearsal at 6:00