Tour Guidebook Terminology
| TOUR GUIDE TERM | TRANSLATION |
|---|
| Old world charm | No bath |
| Tropical | Rainy |
| Majestic setting | A long way from town |
| Options galore | Nothing is included in the itinerary |
| Secluded hideaway | Impossible to find or get to |
| Pre-registered rooms | Already occupied |
| Explore on your own | Pay for it yourself |
| Knowledgeable trip hosts | They've flown in an airplane before |
| No extra fees | No extras |
| Nominal fee | Outrageous charge |
| Standard | Sub-standard |
| Deluxe | Standard |
| Superior | One free shower cap |
| All the amenities | Two free shower caps |
| Plush | Top and bottom sheets |
| Gentle breezes | Occasional Gale-force winds |
| Light and airy | No air conditioning |
| Picturesque | Theme park nearby |
| Open bar | Free ice cubes [2] |